Location: 1:15 6700', Open Playa
You found the Complaint Box!!! Feel free to drop a note on whatever you want to complain or comment about. There is a great chance nothing will be done, but it will be read and posted for others to complain or comment about.
If this a real emergency, hang up and dial 911. Thank you for your attention to this matter and fuck yer burn.
Sincerely,
The Department of Whining and Playa Relations