Website: https://starsailorart.com/cri
Location: C & 7:15
Would you like a quick memory screening? We can help you make sure you'll actually remember this week.
The Cognitive Research Institute has deployed a desert station to conduct daily field studies on human memory from a fully shaded research station staffed by clipboard-wielding statisticians in lab coats.
Drop in during the week for a cognitive assessment and maybe a brain massage or two. Submit an unwanted memory for ceremonial destruction in the MDU-7, our clinical apparatus that is proven to be 100% effective except for ????????? and ???????????????????.
Monday: memory journaling.
Wednesday: memory auction.
Friday: Memory Burn ceremony.
The tone is institutional, the forms are voluminous and the experience is real. Walk-ins welcome. Walk-outs vary.