Camp: Spanky's Wine Bar

Website: https://spankys.org
Location: Location not yet available

Description:

The infamous crown-jewel of Burning Man bars. We take a tongue-in-cheek approach to wine, and a paddle-to-cheek approach to your butt ;)

Camp Events

Name

Description

Time

Bad Advice and Palmistry Booth

Come to receive the worst advice and most absurd palmistry imaginable.

From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Thu, Fri

Focus on definitions, consent, safety, and how to start having naughty fun!

From 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Tue, Wed

Prosthetic genital jousting tournament. Followed by the Playa Dating Game.

Begins Wed (9/2) at 3:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM

Cock Fight Open Play

Prosthetic genital jousting open play. Test and hone your dick jousting skills.

From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue

Formal attire from tuxedos to speedos. All da fun and none of the social anxiety

Begins Wed (9/2) at 8:00 PM, Ends Thu at 3:00 AM

Feline Femme Fatale Friday

Kitty ears, claws and an all-femme Dj line-up. Get catty with us.

Begins Fri (9/4) at 8:00 PM, Ends Sat at 4:00 AM

Little Black Dress Parade

Burning Band playing in the neighborhoo. Join us w/ or w/o a little black dress

Begins Tue (9/1) at 4:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM

Naked Karaoke at the Twisted Nipple Bar

Naked Karaoke at the Twisted Nipple. Contestants will be judged on their pipes.

Begins Fri (9/4) at 5:00 PM, Ends 6:00 PM

Neurodivergent Flogging

Explore the gentle art of communication, sensory pref, boundaries, & consent

Begins Thu (9/3) at 11:00 AM, Ends 11:15 AM

Spanky's Wine Bar

The infamous Deviant Dare Dice, Flaming Enemas, light kinky fun. It's all here!

From 6:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat

The last hurrah of 2026.

Begins Sun (9/6) at 9:00 PM, Ends 11:45 PM

Twisted Nipple Orgasmatron

A catered experience: the world's most powerful saddle vibrators made for women.

From 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat

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