Event List for Friday, Sep 4

Happihottodoggu
Freshly grilled hotdogs served by Japan’s iconic feline epitome of amiability.
From 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM on Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Financial Independence Office Hours!
Want to escape the default script of work-until-you-can’t? Bring your dreams!
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
Nail-Painting Station (Do-It-Yourself!)
Most of the stuff you need; none of the help you're hoping for. You can do this.
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
24-Hour Hydration Station (PM Edition)
Water and electrolytes. 24/7. Usually (but not always) cold. We got you.
From 12:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Rage Therapy with Bob (PM Edition)
He has no feelings, no lawyer, and loves a good beating. Implements available.
From 12:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Relaxation Station at The Shack
Sit down; cool off; hydrate; pretend you're not overdoing it. Welcome home.
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Beaver Dome Safe(r) Space
Open 24/7 to relax, play safely, & escape the male gaze. Women/Trans/NB only.
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 11:45 PM
Final Stretch
Final stretch! Loosen up, feel cute, and make it through this!
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:15 PM
Drinks & Sparkle Love
Refreshing non-alcoholic or alcoholic drinks full of Sparkle & Love
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Flower Clip Maker Station
Come make unique hand crafted flower clips in our self service maker station
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
We Mist You!
Cool off in our public mister shaped like a TV set!
From 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
The Frequency of Truth w/ Stan
Tune into the Frequency of Truth: 741 Hz, intuition, expression & playa clarity.
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:30 PM
Cooperation as Operating System of Life
What bio & human cooperation can teach about building AI for a positive future
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Elijah Wood Collage Making
Patron saint of Skrambles**!*. Come collage with him
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
MSG Bloody Marys
Don’t believe the bad science, MSG is delicious. And so are our bloody marys.
From 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Designed to Feel: Neuroaesthetics
How neuroaesthetics and our surroundings shape how we feel and connect.
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Argonauts - High-Noon ArgoDogs
Beef & veggie hot dogs, served with a personal quest & 2026 Argonaut bandana!
From 12:00 PM to 1:30 PM on Wed, Thu, Fri
Chubby Bunny Cafe
Ask the bartender for our Fatty Latte aka Buletproof Coffee to power up.
From 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Conscious Relationship Design: Beyond
A provocative exploration of how we can consciously design relationships
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:00 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Larry Sat Here
Tours of Living Arts Museum tribute to Burning Man founder Larry Harvey
From 12:00 PM to 8:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
24/7 Zero Gravity Massage Chairs
Come get vibrational in our zero gravity massage chairs
From 12:15 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Massage!! What else?
Have that gritty playa dust really rubbed in, or get a shiny butt and back!
From 12:30 PM to 1:30 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun2
Machine Subjectivity
The Importance of relating to machines as subject, not object
Begins Fri (9/4) at 12:30 PM, Ends 1:00 PM
Hokm: The Persian Card Game
Discover the beloved Persian game that turns strangers into friends
Begins Fri (9/4) at 1:00 PM, Ends 3:00 PM
Djudge Django
Bring your disputes, we'll settle them! Real judge, fake court, comedian lawyers
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Introduction to Shibari Rope Bondage
After consent and safety: single & double column ties, rope extension and types.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Wed, Fri
Ice Cream Party at Dusty Delight
Cum and cool off with Double-D at Dusty Delight!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Emote-A-thon: Express what scares you
Conscious, present men wish to receive the full force of feminine emotion.
Begins Fri (9/4) at 1:00 PM, Ends 5:00 PM
Whiskey & Dusty Hugs - Sláinte!
Pull up a stool for whiskey, Irish coffee, iced tea and great conversations.
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Group Massage Machine: Buffer Bush
Room for 12 people, massage your friends while listening to live music!
From 1:00 PM to 11:45 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Poly High Tea
Faciliated Discussion on Polyamoury
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
The Empty Chair
Nonreligious safe space for parents and grandparents that have lost a child
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Big Wheels Jousting, Bike Limbo & More
Grab a drink, spin the wheel, and find a challenger for ridiculous bike games.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Fri
Blend Your Own Pedal-Powered Drinks
Drinks taste better when you earn them. Our blenders don’t work unless you do.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Fri
Café Open and Serving Guests
Choose experience (deep, silly, musical...) served to you by cool folks
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Galactic Ice Cream Lounge & DJs
Soft serve ice cream with daily treats and spacey beats.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Contraptionists Afternoon SnowCones
Enjoy our cool down parties under the shade dome, as the ice lasts
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Breathe and embody your burn!
Elevate & Calibrate w/Easeful Gamma Breath-Flow State-Pineal-Heart Love Vibes.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Wed, Fri
Tibetan Sound Bath
A deep meditative and immersive listening experience of Himalayan sounds
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Pussy Day Spa
Pussy massage +happy ending. The best experience you will ever have. Guaranteed!
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
The Empty Chair
Nonreligious safe space for parents + Grandparents that have lost a child
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Solar for Nomads
Learn tiny solar setups for RVs, camps, and dusty off-grid living.
From 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Black Rock City Shrimp Resort and Spa
They only gave us 80 characters to describe our boxed wine and spa experience...
Begins Fri (9/4) at 1:00 PM, Ends 4:00 PM
Municipal Pool Membership Services
Pool memberships & critical forms processed, notary services are unlikely.
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Unicorn Juice & Jams
Hydrate with magical beverages while DJs spin bright, playful daytime music.
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat
Snacktime: Cookies, Milk & Validation
Come for Free-Range Udders, Ancient Apples
From 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM on Wed, Fri
Indigenous-led Rights of Nature
Discussion how this movement can address the polycrises around the world.
Begins Fri (9/4) at 1:00 PM, Ends 2:00 PM
Alice's "Drink Me" Bar
Escape the sun and enjoy the playa’s best handcrafted cocktails !
From 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri
Draniki Station at Dracar
Taste Belarusian potato pancakes & connect over food, culture & tradition
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat
Open Swim
Pool shenanigans daily, just like old times. Come soak with the shrimp!
From 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri